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Bob Novak Hit & Run

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Is it just me or does it suddenly feel cold in here?
Is it just me or does it suddenly feel cold in here?

I am watching MSNBC and they are talking about Bob Novak running a sixty-two year old man over with his Corvette and driving for a block before being stopped by a witness on a bike who happens to be an accomplished lawyer.  This story raises two major questions.  First does every conservative have a small penis?  I mean seriously Novak, a fucking Black Corvette?  Why not just go all out and buy a Hummer, a giant pair of “Truck Nutz”, and strap a 27″ black dildo to the grill?  The second, well really, how many questions was tha…  okay this is the fourth question, is Bob Novak fucked?

According to the witness, Novak hit the man, the man rolled up the windshield of Novak’s car, and landed on the ground.  Novak claims that he say a man punch the hood of his car and he was afraid he had done something to cause a road rage incident so he continued to drive until he was stopped by the man on the bike.  Bob is right about one thing, he did do something to cause a road rage incident, he ran a guy over.  When you run a man over and continue driving, you’re probably going to piss people off.

[Note: Bob Novak was diagnosed with a brain tumor.  That might have something to do with this incident although I’m not positive since I’m not a doctor.  I hate to hear that anyone is suffering from something like that, even though it may be someone I dislike.]


Written by J.P. Franklin

July 23, 2008 at 9:54 pm

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  1. Funny how you go after conservatives on for “scaring you” about the comments they left about $10 gas but looking over your website I see you attacking Bob Novak about the type of vehicle he drives and then talk about convservatives size of their manhood.

    I will give you props for not going after Novak on his brain tumor, that must have been hard for you to do.


    August 9, 2008 at 7:21 pm

  2. Unlike the conservatives on I haven’t made any comments about killing people. I made a joke about conservatives trying to compensate for their lack of manhood by purchasing large vehicles. That is completely different from a death threat.
    Maybe the pressure on his brain from the tumor caused Novak’s conservativeness. I say things like that because I know it’s a joke. I would never actually harm anyone or wish anything bad upon someone else, but I can joke about it. The people I wrote about scare me because I don’t feel like they’re joking, unless their sense of humor is A LOT different than my own.

    J.P. Franklin

    August 9, 2008 at 11:16 pm

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